fountain of youth

After looking over his recent interviews that came out in thrasher, the skateboard mag, and skateboarder, Daryl felt like he was looking old and didn't ever want to receive the title of "old man-am."  So he started using this new anti-aging cream.  It totally worked and he says "my balls are so soft, young and hairless again......and i don't even have to stretch anymore when i go skate!"