slithering north with viper

Under the sea

We're having a party this friday for Jon Choi, because he's moving his beefy thighs away from san jose to portland oregon. Its an "under the sea" party, so dress appropriately.

1 in 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000

Our friend, Erik Deringer, is in slap magazine's "one in a million" contest this year! Go watch his footage, and then click here to vote for him...........or just go onto the message boards and talk shit

RIP gish spot

give this guy a transworld part or something!

ladies and gents......gou miyagi

ignore justin, watch matt sutherland diiiooogg

D-Riv

Daniel Rivera has some sweet moves on the dance floor and on his skateboard.

street fam

adrien and stink think they're cool because they collect dead baby skulls and started a new blog site.  

we're outta conTROLL

this great imagery is from days long forgotten...until recently when i was cleaning up my hardrive.  They date back to 2003, during the 10th street house days, sharing a garage with russell (while he was in his "just experimenting" stage), paying 125 a month for rent,  skating alot, and having carson as our pretend housemate.  Long live the garage trolls!!!!!

REFER-ing to the previous post

don't believe a word jon says because he has become a lying, rasta, stoner these days.........the drugs and the rasta lifestyle is really changing him.  and he'll also switch out the bearings from your board with his old crusty ones without you knowing. beware.  

Carson made me put this up

So Chris Patton had sent a bunch of photos to Carson to put on blogmar, and Carson kept talking about how he shouldnt post his photo...that patton shot, because of how good it was compared to everyone else's shit,  Viper went on and on about how good he looked in the photo, how well he did the trick, and how advanced his techniques are.  I pretty much just shrugged my shoulders and said alright whatever dude.  Then today he emails me the pic and pretty much forces me to post it. 

this morning

Falcon

My friend, Oklahoma Erik, claims that he has skated with Todd Falcon before.  The first clip from the following video was actually taken from that mini ramp session Erik claims.  Just watch the whole video and be amazed.  the man, the myth, the legend........Todd Falcon.

Justin Gallegos farts in peoples faces

so my dear friend justin gallegos...featured here, second to the left next to caswell, loves to fart in peoples faces.  He likes to sneak up next to you, point his saggy ass in your unsuspecting face, and let em rip.  it is a very distinct sound as the air pressure from his anus makes his saggy taco bravo filled ass flap around.  On one such occasion his funny little joke seamed to backfire.  We were at a very public hostile in the czech republic, when he decided to bust one in my face as I knelt to my lower locker.  I seeing that it was inevitable, prompted him to go ahead.  Little did he know, 3 hot ass euro bohos we watching from about 20 feet away as he bent over, pointed his saggy ass in my face and cut the beef.  

brooklyn zoo

we went and visited the brooklyn zoo yesterday to see check out the flip-hogs.  darkstar dave was able to capture this clip of the flip-hog for you to see.

Ben Hanna

this is our new homie Ben.......watch him rip it up ( ripping his ass hole)

Quynh Le is back..

and he says " Its time for me and the Tiltmode Army to join forces...i mean, they need a guy like me to take charge and handle some busines, im all about the hammers"

MC Nugget

Nugget announced that he has quit skating to fully concentrate on his new, upcoming rap album.

sleepy - D

twins!

jon and paul machnau have this cute relationship where they always call each other and plan to have matching outfits for the day.

oldies but goodies

switch 360 flip

a while back, chris patton made the following offer to wes. the offer was this: If wes ever landed a switch 360 flip, then chris will quit skating forever.  chris must have realized that this day will one day come.... so he has been busy shooting photos lately.  why? because chris is gonna have to quit skating someday...... and wes will be too busy ripping to take photos. 

rex castillo

osmar

josh hinoka

anthony black

hyphy easter

ok, so easter was actually about a week ago but here is jon and hyphy joe's way of saying happy holiday!

at least someone does

son of a glitch!

daryl's got glitches and hoes

WWB: World War Blog

wes has declared war against me on his site.  i hear he has ruthless war tactics, and is very skilled in handling a meat canon.  go check his site out....but only after checking out mine.

caswell's new grip tape blade

shrimp louie

throwaway of the day

john steer is utterly amazing

almost pooped my pants 2 days in a row.  I guess you can see why...this is my second dump of the day, look at the volume of poo im dealing with.  Yesterday i ran into a similar situation. I was out driving around looking for spots, after having taken a dump already.  Out of nowhere i begin to feel the burn.  I decided to try and clench it back it, but this was unsuccessful.  Luckily there was a fry's electronics in sight.  I rush to the bathroom, only to find both stalls occupied.  I hold off for a bit and look through some mags, and return to the mens room.  This time there is a little girl, her dad and little brother chillin in front of the stalls.  The dad had the little boy bent over and was wiping his butt in one stall, and the other stall still had a pooer in it.  to top it off, there was a fresh load of vomit in the sink.  Realizing, it was gonna happen here, i took off.  The poo had subsided a bit, so i was feeling ok.  Then all of a sudden, i felt the burn again.  This time it was even worse.  I tried to rationalize pooing my pants, but i decided it was too soon to give up.  Somehow i stumbled upon an indoor soccer field where i finally get to release my rocket.  lucked out again!

new spots...

fountain of youth

After looking over his recent interviews that came out in thrasher, the skateboard mag, and skateboarder, Daryl felt like he was looking old and didn't ever want to receive the title of "old man-am."  So he started using this new anti-aging cream.  It totally worked and he says "my balls are so soft, young and hairless again......and i don't even have to stretch anymore when i go skate!"

  

throwaway of the day

throwaway of the day goes to Kevin Calderweird (sorry, the vid quality on blogspot sucks).  who knew that a man from los gatos, who bakes pies for boards, named his cat after quynh le, and eats dry oatmeal packages for lunch can be such a hessian!  In this clip, kevin performs a ball grab......er, i mean wall grab.

Timber!

for the love of aliens

sometimes i just lay awake waiting for them, hoping and praying that they will come down to me and free me from this earth...i open my eyes and to my dismay, im still here in my bed...waiting.  My first abduction is what bred this obsession.  Initially i was scared, but i soon realized, nothing was wrong.  They showed me things that i had never seen before, they made promises to me, and this is why i close my eyes each night and hope that they reopen to a beauty beyond our earthly understanding. 

WET BOYS

Just got back from AZ... where we skated with Micah Hollinger.  Carson and him hit it off!!!! Its official...carson is no longer claiming SNK....WET BOYS...bitch....

penis Cam-arillo

so recently i bought this penis cam from the internet.  its a little helmet cam that fits over my penis like a condom.  this is one of the photos that i captured with it

romeo and juliet

real life CAN be like a fairy tale.....true love at its finest!

daryl went down under australia

Daryl just returned to SJ from a trip to austrailia.....

and with some photos to share

god save the Raffin!

Peter has his hands full filming for his new Label part...